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Clyde Johnson

Do you deliver to Roswell, Nevada?

Espresso Snowden

THESE COFFEE PEOPLE ARE NUTS, MAN! WATCH THE TAPES. IT’S ALL THERE, MAN.

Buzz Aldrin

Mars is there, waiting to be reached… if only the boom could stay out of the shot. Pull it together, Gary!

Martha Johnson

I’m telling you, it was abducted. Strange things have been happening on our farm. UFOs, flying cows, and now this. Explain yourself, Fellow!

Dr. Bergamot Bloom

These claims are causing quite a commotion, but I swear our in-depth research will quiet the conspiracy theorists.

Bigfoot

never works. Never works. NEVER WORKS. You have new?

Jake Miller

It’s not aliens!!! How many times do I have to say that?